Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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