You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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