Sponge bath it is.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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