I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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