Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
God I need to hump something, right now.
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