But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
