I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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