And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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