I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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