Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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