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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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