Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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