what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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