Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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