please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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