Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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