Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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