I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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