This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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