She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
