I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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