i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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