One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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