when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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