hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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