I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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