R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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