I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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