I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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