you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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