My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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