two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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