is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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