I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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