i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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