she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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