She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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