Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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