they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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