So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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