its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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