Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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