You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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