yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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