I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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