Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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