If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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