Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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