let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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