Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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(618): View more from Illinois

I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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(216): View more from Ohio

I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.

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