fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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