We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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