Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I believe in your delicious
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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